A conversation over videochat between my boyfriend and I about him biting a huge hole in his tongue.
“Oh my god it looks like you accidentally made out with a T-Rex!” -Me
“Oh, come on!” -Reed
“What? I mean.. I’m not even sure if that’s an insult..”-Me
“That’s like,.. are you calling me a whore?” -Reed
“Or I’m calling you a Dinoswhore” -Me
**Here Videochat conveniently cuts out**
“Or a Dino-whore! hahaha get it? DINO-WHORE?” -Reed
“….You’re acting like you just made up that joke, but I said it first.”-Me
“Oh, what did you say it first? It cut-out so I didn’t hear you.”-Reed
“Yes, I said Dinoswhore, and you said Dino-whore. You just left out the ‘S’, but mine was funnier” -Me
“Oh, well it kept cutting out so I didn’t hear you say it.” -Reed
“Yeah, I definitely said it first. Look, can we just call a truce? I mean I guess we both thought of the joke..”-Me
“Okay, let’s just call a truce”-Reed
